I’ve always wanted to feel glamorous in the winter. Being bundled up in 27 layers of fabric isn’t quite that. You see, I’m from the desert of California; we measure heat waves above 100 degrees, not 90 like most of the country. Winter is a time when I freeze. While I have gotten more acclimated to the weather over the past decade, I still have troubles staying warm. Coats are a necessity but, like most of ready-to-wear clothing, they don’t fit me correctly based on my somewhat wonky proportions. To put a name to those “problems,” I’ll elucidate from the neck down: Back to being fabulous in winter! I’ve wanted…